Garish fashion

Just in case you would like to be the laughingstock of the entire Northeast Corridor, of course all the merchandise on display in hideous fashion yesterday by the Philadelphia Eagles is for sale. And who wouldn’t fork over $274.99 for an authentic throwback jersey that a used car salesman wouldn’t be caught dead in? A ludicrously ugly helmet for $279.99? Why not?

The Uniwatch blog (which isn’t too fond of those silver Patriots jerseys either) has their take on the awful throwbacks, but from a previous post presents what would easily have been the worst uniform of all time had it not been vetoed by then-coach Mike Keenan. Worse than the White Sox’ knickers. Worse than Turn Ahead the Clock Night.

Imagine if the 1996 St. Louis Blues came out in these:

Yikes.