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Remember back when Sudbury native, Sexiest Man Alive, and erstwhile Captain America Chris Evans was “laser focused” on trying to “find someone that you’re looking to spend your life with,” and how aw-shucks heartwarming that whole scenario was? Well, now it looks like he’s found that special someone, and it’s kind of annoying.
Wait, did we say annoying? We meant inspiring. In fact, judging by the reaction to Evans’s Valentine’s Day Instagram story — featuring him and his girlfriend, actress Alba Baptista, acting goofy in videos and posing in various stages of huggage and kissage — it’s inspired millions of would-be Evans suitors to sink into despondency.
“Looking at Chris Evans’ instagram story just ruined my day,” summed up @soggy37, one of seemingly hundreds to express such a view on Twitter, while the post prompted @karla_rod20 to declare, “valentines day is over! Let’s wrap it up.”
i watched chris evans entire instagram story https://t.co/G5hV5qn9Zv
— em (@midnightrxdio) February 14, 2023
Chris Evans really is in love, and it's not with me….
— Amy Grace (@burghbird) February 14, 2023
It's fine. I'm just happy he's happy…. pic.twitter.com/xfPDJot5xA
just saw chris evans kissing somebody on my tl, what a beautiful valentine’s day pic.twitter.com/HPZYKQkQPh
— kiki (@GRANDAYAS) February 14, 2023
Me after Chris Evans posted that Instagram story with his girlfriend pic.twitter.com/P189TWI4pq
— M 🚀 (@mtheastronaut) February 15, 2023
Un día más sin ser la novia de Chris Evans. pic.twitter.com/CALQ3gtwIU
— Claudia Alarcón (@Claodeetha) February 14, 2023
So you’re telling me Chris Evans is not only someone’s boyfriend, but he’s also a really cute boyfriend who’s constantly goofing off and taking fun videos and pictures with his girlfriend? pic.twitter.com/cUNZGKnvmi
— EM 🇵🇸 (@emcornonthecob) February 14, 2023
obrigado chris evans por estabelecer um padrão alto de relacionamento que jamais vai acontecer comigopic.twitter.com/kYGi2S0mLn
— keka (@raredser) February 14, 2023
Personally, we couldn’t be happier for the couple, who went Instagram official just last month. But if Baptista could just convince Chris to return to the big screen as Steve Rogers, they’d really get our blessing.
Peter Chianca, Boston.com’s general assignment editor since 2019, is a longtime news editor, columnist, and music writer in the Greater Boston area.
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