Can We All Just Agree Never to Write About Jose Canseco Again?

By Gary Dzen

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Boy do I feel dumb.

Jose Canseco didn’t shoot his finger off. It was a hoax. That means this:

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And this:

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And this:

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…were all made up. To be clear, Canseco did indeed shoot himsef while cleaning his gun. But you can’t buy Canseco’s finger, or the gun he said he shot it off with. You don’t need to be praying for him. And the #9fingerchallenge? Yeah you definitely shouldn’t do that.

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Because who wouldn’t trust a guy who once sent his twin brother to box for him at a casino in Florida?

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