An elementary school student roasted Tom Brady on his 40th birthday

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The birthday wishes rolled in for 40-year-old Tom Brady on Thursday, with messages coming from former White House press secretary Sean Spicer, actor Chris Evans, NFL defensive tackle Vince Wilfork, and of course, the crowd at Patriots training camp.

The celebration continued on Thursday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! when an elementary school student named Kai posed as Brady to recite a humorous monologue in honor of the quarterback’s special day.

Donning a pair of Ugg boots and flashing five rings on his left hand, Kai completed his ensemble with a painted piece of cardboard featuring the football field as a backdrop.

As he poked his head through an opening atop a Patriots jersey, his brief speech referenced Gisele Bündchen and Matt Damon, touched on Brady’s dashingly good looks, and spotlighted a limp pass to Kimmel with a deflated football.

Read the full tribute below:

Hi, I’m Tom Brady, and today is my 40th birthday.

I don’t need to make a wish because I have five Super Bowl rings, and I’m married to a supermodel. I’m so pretty Matt Damon wants to marry me. What a jerk.

Some people call me a cheater. They give me names like Brady Deflaty and Cheater McCheatface. But I don’t care because when I look in the mirror, I see this beautiful face.

Hey, Jimmy. Catch!

Touchdown. Go Pats!