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Watch: Gronk Reads His Erotic Novel at Media Day

Gronk reading Gronk erotica? Awesome.

It’s a question three weeks in the answering: What would happen if Rob Gronkowski were to read aloud a passage from A Gronking to Remember, the viral erotic novella in which he stars?

Finally, at the Patriots Media Day in Arizona, this question was answered.

Did world hunger end? Was dyslexia cured? Did all life as we know it stop instantaneously and every molecule in our bodies explode at the speed of light — total protonic reversal?

Nah. But we do now have visual confirmation Gronk laughs at the words “butt cheeks,’’ so there’s that.

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h/t – Busted Coverage, via SB Nation

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