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Giancarlo Stanton eats Kit Kat wrong, offends everyone

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If you need an explanation for the shiver that just ran up your spine, that’s a photo of Miami Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton biting across all four pieces in a Kit Kat bar on Monday.

If you aren’t yet completely and utterly appalled, Stanton’s teammate Dee Gordon also took video. Look at his face; he doesn’t even care!

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The rest of the sports world reacted accordingly.

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There may be no wrong way to eat a Reese’s, but there absolutely is a wrong way to eat a Kit Kat bar.

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