Honor roll
With your remarkably deep, resilient, and enjoyable Boston Red Sox sitting at the exact midpoint (49-32) of the season tonight, I couldn’t resist the urge to become probably the 47th Boston sportswriter in the last three days to throw together a midseason report card.
I hope you will forgive me for this cliched sin, and I’ll aim to expound on some of the comments over the weekend.
And with that half-hearted mea culpa, the grades are in, so let’s get to it . . .
THE LINEUP*
(* – They’ve never actually used this particular lineup this season, but it seems like the ideal order if/when everyone is healthy at the same time. So there.)
Jacoby Ellsbury, OPS+ 95: In Red Sox center fielders’ parlance, he’s Johnny Damon with Otis Nixon’s legs, and he’s going to be a cornerstone here for the next decade. I still can’t believe a Red Sox player is on pace for 68 stolen bases. That’s usually their team total. B
Dustin Pedroia, OPS+ 98: The .334 on-base percentage isn’t as high as it should be, but for the most part he’s avoided the sophomore slump, and he’s a hot-weather hitter who probably has his best days of the season ahead. B-
David Ortiz, OPS+ 119: The Sox have survived just fine without him so far, but man, it’s just not nearly as much fun. B-
Manny Ramirez, OPS+ 134: Can’t get around on the mid-90s heat like he used to, but makes up for it by being well prepared and a tremendous bad-ball hitter. We aren’t heading into the last half-season of the Manny Experience, are we? Theo will pick up his option . . . right? B+
J.D. Drew, OPS+ 157: So that’s the fascination. With Papi out of the lineup, his spot-on imitation of Fred Lynn ’79 couldn’t have come at a better time. A
Mike Lowell, OPS+ 122: He has to be one of the most successful salary dumps in baseball history, doesn’t he? Didn’t get his first RBI until the 34th game, now has 41. His calm professionalism has come to epitomize this team. A-
Kevin Youkilis, OPS+ 138: Incredibly versatile, incredibly valuable, and at times, incredibly annoying. A
Jason Varitek, OPS+ 83: I’m not a ‘Tek apologist, but even I realize he’s an asset to the team even when he’s not hitting, especially when you consider few catchers do these days. C
Julio Lugo, OPS+ 90: Can’t spell fielding without an F
ROTATION
Josh Beckett, ERA+ 115: Started sluggishly due to the back injury in spring training, but he’s lowered his ERA nearly a run over his last seven starts, and I have no doubt that given the chance, he will seize the October stage again. B-
Jon Lester, ERA+ 138: John Farrell reportedly fought to keep him out of any potential deal for Johan Santana. Now we’re seeing why. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the No. 2 starter until further notice. A-
(By the way, can you imagine how different this season would be had the Ellsbury, Lester, Masterson, and Lowrie for Santana rumor actually come to fruition? Not that there was ever confirmation that Theo even considered it for a nanosecond, but still . . . what a haul that would have been for the Twins.)
Daisuke Matsuzaka, ERA+ 125: The numbers in the Dice-K sequel are lovely, other than the 41 walks in 65 innings. I have to admit, though, I thought he’d be more fun to watch pitch. B
Tim Wakefield, ERA+ 111: His ERA+ from 2003 on: 114, 100, 109, 103, 100. It staggers me that a knuckleballer could be so consistent from season to season, and don’t look now, but he appears to be about to go on one of his four-week hot streaks. B
Justin Masterson, ERA+ 126: Love the Eck-like motion, don’t like that he looks like a bald Dane Cook. B-
RELIEVERS
Jonathan Papelbon, ERA+ 208: Yup, the Sox’s resident Fab Morvan has blown four saves this year, one more than last year. You will not see beads of sweat forming on my forehead when he comes into a game. There are closers having better years, but there’s no one I’d trust more. A-
Manny Delcarmen, ERA+ 128: After a Slocumb-like start to the season, he’s been exactly what we hoped he’d be lately, a power-armed bridge to Papelbon. Now let’s see him do it in the biggest moments, because he was a little too wide-eyed last postseason. B-
Hideki Okajima, ERA+ 144: It was natural to expect him to slip a little bit after being lights-out in ’07, but this is getting alarming. C+
Craig Hansen, ERA+ 88: Million-dollar arm, and the head may be worth more than 10 cents after all. C+
David Aardsma, ERA+ 171: It’s a luxury to have a middle reliever who can come in and get a strikeout, and his command of his sizzling fastball seems to be improving. Theo might have a real find here. B
Mike Timlin, ERA+ 61: For the fourth straight year, I’m going to implore him to retire. For the fourth straight year, he’s going to ignore my request. D-
Javier Lopez, ERA+ 176: I always cringe when he comes into a game, but I’ll give him his due. More often than not, he does the job. B-
PROSPECTS, SUSPECTS, CONVICTS, EXPATRIATES, AND ASSORTED OTHER DOPES
Alex Cora, OPS+ 94: Still an adequate utility guy, but gets way too much praise from Remy for his baseball instincts. He makes a lot of dumb mistakes. C-
Jed Lowrie, OPS+ 113: He’ll never be a big-league shortstop, but he held his own at the plate during his early-season cameo, and he’s probably a better player than Cora now. C+
Brandon Moss, OPS+ 74: He’s struggling (.226), but I’m telling you, he can hit. I still think he’ll have a better career than David Murphy, and possibly even Trot Nixon. C-
Coco Crisp, OPS+ 95: Though he’d surely cringe at the designation, he’s been the ideal fourth outfielder, and he’s even been hitting the ball with some authority lately. I’m glad he’s still here. C+
Sean Casey, OPS+ 132: Owns the ugliest lefty swing in the game, has the footspeed of Chien-Ming Wang in a walking boot, and yet he’s hitting .362. There’s something to be said for good karma. B
Kevin Cash, OPS+ 73: Has been splendid defensively as Wake’s personal caddy, and even dipped into someone’s old stash of chicken parm and went deep the other night. B
Bartolo Colon, ERA+ 105: With four wins in six starts, he’s already exceeded many expectations, and the Sox were shrewd to give him a few weeks off with a minor injury. Here’s hoping he’s spending it on the StairMaster, not at Sbarro. B-
Clay Buchholz, ERA+ 78: The rare young pitcher who has better command of his breaking stuff than his fastball, he’ll be a factor this season before it’s through. C-
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