Police: Don’t bring your own makeshift toilet to the Jimmy Buffet tailgate
If you’re planning on tailgating at this weekend’s Jimmy Buffet concert, Mansfield police don’t have a problem with you bringing your own booze to the Xfinity Center parking lot, but ask that you don’t bring your own toilet to the venue.
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“Although Officer Martell may write like a doctor, we’re far from qualified to discuss the physiology of the digestive system,” police wrote in a Facebook post. “But we do know that after eating questionably-refrigerated meat and sipping a few adult beverages, you’re gonna need to GO.”
Police asked concertgoers to refrain from bringing their own makeshift toilets to the show on Saturday, noting that “health-code-compliant toilets that aren’t attached to the bumper of a pickup truck” will be available in the parking lot.
“We know, we know….no one likes to poo in a Porta-Loo, but think of it as an experience to build character,” police said in a post. “Like showering at camp with a family of spiders.”
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