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Bourne police offer ‘menu of options’ for dealing with Cape traffic

If only they were real.

Dreading the drive to the Cape this weekend? The Bourne Police Department posted some unique travel information for the return of summer traffic Friday afternoon.

The wishful “menu of options” offered by the department to avoid congestion included a catapult, zip line, and tunnel. Though permits are required for the “alternative crossing methods,” the department said.

Oh, and don’t worry — lobster and plover nests have been cleared to help the alternative routes run smoothly.

Read the full post below:

https://www.facebook.com/BournePolice/photos/a.765826146776014.1073741825.557708367587794/1367227633302526/?type=3&theater

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