SHOP: Gifts for the Valentine’s Day haters
It’s that time of year again: Red, pink, sparkles, doilies, and fluttering hearts everywhere you look. If you’re single and celebrating Galentine’s Day—or looking for something to give the Valentine’s Day hater in your life—we’ve got you covered.
Instead of expressing sentiments like ‘Be Mine’ and ‘I Do’, the anti-valentine prefers phrases like ‘I Don’t’ and ‘Drop Dead’.
Not sure if your co-workers know how you feel about Valentine’s Day? This t-shirt will help.
A list of movies that are safe to watch alone on Valentine’s Day, and other useful information. Not in this list: Gone With the Wind, Casablanca, and The Notebook.
Wrap your gal pal’s favorite bottle of wine in a label that says “Merlots Before Bros.’’ The label will make her laugh, and the wine will make her forget she’s single.
Karaoke Classics: Anti Valentine’s Day Songs
Kanye West wrote “Heartless’’ for times like these. Okay, maybe he didn’t. But that doesn’t mean you can’t make it your Singles Awareness Day anthem.
Release your frustrations in a supervised setting. And get candy.
Salute your single friends on Valentine’s Day—or get bonus usage out of this mug by scaring your co-workers—while drinking your morning coffee.
Who Needs a Valentine Teddy Bear
This teddy bear doesn’t need a valentine, and neither do you.
Get the cuddling without the commitment.
Sleep well knowing you have a pretend girlfriend.
No Boyfriend No Problem Mousepad
Tip: Use this mousepad with the Boyfriend Tears mug for added effect.
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