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Gift Guide for the Overtired College Student

You can get this Relaxman capsule for your favorite sleepy scholar for the low price of $49,995!

Every student knows that college is a delicate balance of sleeping just enough to remain a functional human. Here are some gifts for the arsenal of your favorite overtired scholar.

Nicholas Cage Pillowcase

Put this on your bed and you’ll never be tempted to take a midday nap again.

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Because why use the college-provided dorm bed?

Caffeine Energy Soap

Who says showers should be relaxing?

Eye Mask

The perfect accessory to help you pretend you’re not sleeping in class. Your professor will never notice!

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1000 Live Crickets

For when you give into sleep instead of doing the reading, and inevitably get cold-called in class.

Bed Prism Spectacles

It may be tempting to fall asleep while reading in bed, but if you can resist the urge, these spectacles help you to maximize productivity and minimize energy expenditure.

“The Body Clock Guide to Better Health’’ by Michael Smolensky

This book makes the perfect pillow. Take it with you to the dining hall, to class, to the library- the possibilities are endless!

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