These are the sexiest men on New England Tinder, apparently
Meet Kevin from Massachusetts and Zach from Maine.
As part of their Sexiest Man Alive issue, People magazine scoured the country and picked out the most desirable dude from each state. Well, out of the ones on Tinder at least. (If you’re not on Tinder, does this mean your dating life is obsolete? We digress.)
The popular dating app’s data team helped the magazine find one guy from each of the 50 states with a high amount of right swipes (“likes’’) relative to left swipes (“nopes’’).
We’re, of course, extra interested in the New Englanders:
Massachusetts
People said “Kevin looks like he’s up for a party’’ and they’re “so down to join.’’ We just want to know more about this “sunglasses perched on the Adam’s apple’’ trend that Kevin seems like he’s trying to start.
New Hampshire
“We’ve seen the goods,’’ People wrote, “and we like them.’’ By “goods,’’ they must be talking about Nick’s killer hair, right?
Vermont
“We mean … enough said,’’ People wrote. We wonder how often Nick has to explain to the ladies of Tinder what his job is. Really People? Is enough said here? Because we’re confused.
Connecticut
People “can’t stop, won’t stop’’ thinking about AJ’s “sweet smile.’’ As for us, we’re trying to figure out if that’s an NYC bridge in the background. Can we assume he’s in West Connecticut and spends weekends in the city? If so, tres chic, AJ.
Maine
People points out that “nothing is sexier than a deep thinker,’’ and feels positive “Zach can read our minds.’’ Zach does indeed look pensive. Perhaps he’s pondering if he’ll ever get his money back from Amy Schumer.
Rhode Island
“This all-star student has a smile that just one [sic] quit,’’ People said of Nol in Rhode Island, the little state with the biggest space in our hearts. As for us, we’re unsure about the practicality of a sleeveless hoodie, but yes, kudos on a stellar smile, Nol.
All images courtesy of People.
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