These men from the Boston Firefighters Calendar are almost too hot to handle. Almost.
Holy smokes.
It looks like 2016 is going to be a hot one.
Sound the alarm because the heat is on with Boston Burn Foundation’s 2016 Boston Firefighters Calendar. The calendar, which went on sale earlier this month, is filled with six-packs and muscular men with dogs from Survivor Tails Animal Rescue. Need we say more?
The 12 smokeshows found time between rushing into burning buildings, rescuing kittens from trees, and being all around dreamboats to strip down to their suspenders for charity.
We decided to highlight some of the calendar guys’ best assets—or at least what we dreamt them to be while drooling over their photos. Think high school superlatives, if you were lucky enough to go to high school with Boston’s finest firefighters.
The photos below each steamy man were taken during the calendar’s “Turn Up the Heat’’ launch party in early October. To see the men in all of their shirtless glory, you’ll have to buy the calendar online.
Your Boston Firefighter Calendar Superlatives:
Sexiest: Mr. August, Alector
He’s as smoking hot as the month he represents. Washboard abs and gun show aside, Alector seems confident without being cocky, which makes him the sexiest of the bunch in our books.
Need more convincing? Check out these photos, straight from the calendar itself.
Most likely to make like Patrick Swayze and sweep you off your feet: Mr. October, Brandon
He can do “the move’’ from Dirty Dancing! We dare say, you may have the time of your life.
Most likely to start a firehouse prank war: Mr. September, Elliot
Look at that goofball smile. *Swoon*
Most likely to take you to a Sox game on your first date: Mr. November: Ryan
The hat and tats say it all.
Most likely to set fire—to the dance floor: Mr. January, Mike
Sam Dahlsdedt
With moves like him, he has to be the life of any party.
Most likely to get divorced from Reese Witherspoon: Mr. June, Adam
Come on, he looks just like Ryan Phillippe. Really, it’s not even fair.
Most likely to win over Mom: Mr. March, Brett
Between the driving cap, blonde curls, and hazel eyes, Mom will be asking when the wedding is before he’s through the front door.
Most likely to make sparks fly just by smiling: Mr. May, Brian
Those dimples though.
Most likely to consider CrossFit a date: Mr. April, Rob
Seriously, look at those traps.
Most likely to end a long day at the firehouse by binge-watching Netflix with you: Mr. February, Mike
We take him for a guy who will bring the red wine to catch up on Walking Dead or Friends with you for sure.
Most likely to flirt like fire: Mr. July, Jerry
We guess he’s used the line, “The fire might be out, but you’re still smoking hot,’’ more than once before.
Most likely to be a firefighter-turned-model: Mr. December, Theron
He’s anything but shy. This is his second year showing off his modeling experience in the calendar, and he has made appearances at multiple promotional events for the guys.
To the Boston Fire Department, we thank you for your service.
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