wicked bad fashion

Maggie Gyllenhaal, in a gold-and-black Marc Jacobs number, sported a floral appliqué on one shoulder.

Giuliana Rancic, in an Alex Perry gown with long cape sleeves, looked like she was trying to a pull off a look from a former Golden Globes winner (ahem, Lupita Nyong’o), plus cutouts.

Malin Akerman’s Reem Acra gown had elaborate peplum detail. In 2016.

This off-white Saint Laurent Couture dress that Jane Fonda wore came complete with a 16th century ruff.

Patricia Arquette, pictured here with boyfriend Eric White, wore a Paule Ka dress with a large statement bow.

Carly Chaikin’s super sequined dark green Juan Carlos Obando number went wrong at the halter.

America Ferrera arrived in a very bright mustard yellow creation from Jenny Peckham.

Here’s Kate Hudson in a sequined, nude, very confusing bandeau–choker–floor-length-skirt combination from Michael Kors.

Leslie Mann walked the carpet in a (quite billowy) Monique Lhullier beaded dress.

This colorblocked Prabal Gurung dress wore Amy Schumer.

Eva Longoria hit the Globes in a dress by Georges Hobeika that had a beaded/cutout ribbon at the neck–and another one at the waist.