Amy Schumer described a sexual fantasy involving Tom Brady
The comedienne dreamt up a version of Tom Brady.
Like most of New England, Amy Schumer has a Tom Brady fantasy. But unlike most of us, she’s willing to share the details.
In a recent GQ piece, Schumer shared the fantasies she’s had about some of 2015’s Men of the Year. On that list–both GQ’s and Schumer’s–was none other than the Patriots quarterback. It’s gold, in its entirety, and creates a brand new version of Tom Brady that’s kind of believable. Here’s a snippet that’s (somewhat) safe for work:
“We are listening to some dogsh–– on the radio that he likes. Even in my fantasy, I can’t imagine he likes good music. I turn it down and say, “Hey, what happened where is your supermodel wife I thought we were all spending the day together?’’ and he pulls over and takes my hand and looks in my eyes and says: “I didn’t invite her because I wanted to be alone with you.’’’
There’s more where that came from–the entire list of Men of the Year fantasies includes more Brady dream details, plus scenarios starring Keith Richards, Bradley Cooper, and the President.
You can read it all here.
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