A Guide to Auto Show Etiquette

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By Justine Hofherr

January 13, 2015

4 minutes to read

I have never been to an auto show.

In my mind, I picture overly enthusiastic men and women wearing leather race suits and gloves, hopping in and out of the latest Lamborghini models. They try and one-up each other with their extensive automobile knowledge, throwing around sexy terms like “turbo,’’ “full throttle,’’ and “horsepower,’’ while I timidly touch the hood of a Subaru station wagon, remarking on how durable it seems.

This is probably not what an auto show is actually like, but that doesn’t mean I won’t embarrass myself at the New England International Auto Show this week. That’s why I created a guide outlining the unspoken rules of auto show etiquette.

You’re welcome.

1. Play With the Cars (Within Reason)

Most of the vehicles on the show floor aren’t for sale, so manufacturers are cool with a little wear and tear. They’ll also be unlocked, and you’ll be able to touch them, look at them, and even sit inside of them. Want to press all the bright buttons and turn every knob? Go for it. Alexandria Pudney, a spokesperson for the show, said you can even “kick the wheels and drool a little bit’’ if you feel so inspired.

Just don’t expect to turn any of the cars on.

No matter how badly you’d like to hear the engine rev, Pudney said it’s a fire and air hazard. A fire marshal will be present to make sure all safety requirements are enforced.

2. But Not That Car *Points at Rolls Royce*

Like I said — most of the vehicles can be poked and prodded, but some of the luxury cars (think Lamborghini), are provided by local dealerships who want to sell them after the show’s over. These cars will be roped off and for your viewing pleasure only.

If you’re one of the lucky few who can afford buying cars that expensive, however, dealer representatives may invite you to get a little closer than the rest of us plebs.

3. Take Tons of Selfies

Taking pictures and video is encouraged, Pudney said. “We like to see it posted on everyone’s Facebook and Twitter. Share it with everyone you know.’’

So, go ahead – make that duck face while leaning on the hood of that Honda Civic.

But if you’re somewhat camera-shy, be aware that it’s a public event: media, patrons, and other attendees will be taking lots of pictures and video. There will even be a radio presence there, so you could be asked for a live interview.

4. Bring the Kiddies

Kids are welcome! They might not be able to sign up for the test drives, but they can certainly enjoy looking at (and touching) most of the cars in the show room.

They might even learn a thing or two about sportsmanship: Pudney said one year, they had a prize wheel that a lucky attendee had the chance to spin. “He landed on a brand new car, but his daughter was very upset that he didn’t win Celtics tickets!’’

You win some, you lose some, kid.

5. Leave the Cat at Home

Unless you have an assistance animal, the family bird, dog, and cat have to stay at home. Your Yorkshire Terrier’s impressive backseat pooping capabilities could be a liability for that new Porsche.

“Dragons and unicorns are welcome,’’ though. That’s a direct quote from the show’s website.

6. Wait Your Turn

Pudney said some car models draw long lines of people waiting to sit in them. Wait your turn. Be polite.

“Let everyone have a chance behind the driver’s seat,’’ she said.

7. Harass the Product Specialists (Nicely)

If you’re like me, you don’t know a tremendous amount about cars. Luckily, every manufacturer hires product specialists who have been “rigorously educated on all aspects of every vehicle in their display.’’

You’re more than welcome to bombard them with questions to soak up all of their auto super-knowledge to impress your friends when you get home. They can also help you find a nearby dealer if you want to purchase one of the cars.

8. Beer is Welcome

As long as it’s bought at the show, bottled alcoholic beverages and other drinks can be brought into the showroom. You can also bring small snacks, so pass the peanuts! Is that what you eat at auto shows? I don’t know.

But I do know the convention center has a food court, so don’t feel pressured to pack anything.

9. But Not Last Night’s Leftover Lasagna

Don’t bring a four-course meal. No one wants to watch you spread a picnic out in the back of that Ford Mustang. Which brings me to…

Don’t eat or drink in the cars. You don’t like when people do it in your vehicle, so why would the car manufacturers?

10. GOODY BAGS! GOODY BAGS! GOODY BAGS!

Pudney said some of the media partners and sponsors will be handing out “little things to take home.’’ AKA FREE SWAG, GUYS! Whether it’s a crappy pen, t-shirt, or even just a Tootsie Roll pop, everyone loves a goody bag. But don’t be greedy. Take one.

In my opinion, if you’re approaching one of those information tables with the sole intent of obtaining swag, just be upfront about it. No eye contact, no polite smiles – get in and get out. You’ll be appreciated for your direct approach.